Microsoft plans to setup new training facility on small orbiting rock called The Moon. "Sure nobody is using it..", reports Bill Gates:

In a shock revelation The Microsoft Corporation announced that they were planning to setup a new training facility located on the orbiting satelite known to them as Mircosoft Rock #1.15beta.  However it was discovered that the so called Rock was in actual fact, the Moon.

The new Moon based training center will facilitate Microsofts brightest and best.  Bill Gates reveals, "We will continue to cultivate the worlds greatest minds and provide them with a stimulating evironment and if a small bit of brain washing occurs, well, then its a bonus to corporate loyalty".
The center will be located on the dark side of our  moon to shield it from prying eyes.  Measuring some ten square miles the center will house about 100,000 micronauts  many of whom will never see the sun set over the atlantic ocean ( god this brings tears to my eyes, oh the memories.  Sheila dont go, sob! A simple fishing trip turning into a nightmare, god damned the memories ).

By 2006 the center will receive its first batch of Micronauts.  Gates hopes to eventually breed his own pure strain of employees by 2013.

-article leaked to us by the FBI or maybe the CIA or maybe the KGB or maybe MI5 or possibly the lads down the pub heard it somewhere and told us, either way we're not sure!